My mate had his Christmas party today.

I went around about 2pm to help setup or whatever.

We spent a couple of hours cleaning up out the back, dragging chairs and tables etc out there.

We went down to the supermarket, and bought a bunch of stuff, including a set of Christmas lights.

We went over to the bottle shop, and I bought a couple of cartons of beer.

We meant to get ice at the bottle shop, but forgot, so we just went and got it at the service station on the way home.

We got back, setup the beer in the ice, and rigged up the Christmas lights.

My mate's wife's friends turned up a while later, one of them brought a bbq.

We sat and drank beer for a while, and then we cooked the food and had dinner.

My mate from Newcastle who I haven't seen for a while turned up about 10pm, he skulled a couple of beers, and then went to sit in the backyard and feel a bit sick :-)

Not long after both he and one of my mate's wife's friends were feeling a bit sick, and went to different locations to feel sick.

My mate's wife and her friends are nurses, so they have some medical supplies they've "borrowed", so they mucked around putting casts on each other.

My mate's wife also had some "Maxalon", which is a drug that stops you from throwing up, and speeds digestion, so my mate's wife injected both of the people who were sick, and they went off to bed.

I sat down to rest for a minute, fell asleep, and didn't wake up again for hours.